It’s party time
Guests arrive
Doorbell rings
He enters without waiting
For me to answer the door
Suit, red tie, orange hair
Excuse me, Sir
I didn’t invite you.
“I don’t need an invitation
Everyone loves me
They want to see me
See, they are all looking at me”
Sir, this party is Invitation Only
He pulls out his phone,
Tweets: “Nasty woman.”
Sir, you are not welc. . . .
He stands on top my velvet chair
Waves his arms, claps
Sir, please don’t stand on my chair
“But everyone wants to hear me speak.
Right everyone?”
Laughter
“They are not laughing at me,
They are laughing with me.
Sir, I have to ask you to. . . .
“Someone, give me that fiddle,
And I will sing you a riddle,
Sing you a beautiful song
In my beautiful voice
An amazing song.”
NO roars the crowd.
“See! They don’t want me to leave.”
Guests chant:
Vote him out
Vote him out
“There you go,
They want my opponent voted out.”
Sir, if you don’t leave
I will have to call security.
“I love the police
Law and Order.”
O.K. everyone,
Raise your hands if you
Want this guest to depart
Hands go up
“See, they are waving at me.
They want to hug me
They want to kiss me,
Monster woman.”
Sir, they just voted you
Off the guest list
“The system is rigged
Voter fraud
I am here to stay
I am not going anywhere
Not ever
I am here for life,
And God is my witness”
He picks up the book
From my coffee table
Holds it up
Upside down
Puffs himself up
“I am ready for my profile.”
Cameras go click, click, click
Sir, you just held up the Quran.
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